Is it Really Possible to Understand Women?

A man walking along a California beach finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie says “I will grant you one wish.”

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”

The Genie replies, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It is hard for me to justify fulfilling such a wish. Take a little more time and think of another wish.”

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Ok, my wife says that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

After a few minutes the genie said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”